Well the first thing I’m going to mention is this new book that I’ve started. I was referred to it through reading James Altucher who I’ve mentioned one too many times. This other guy is like Kamal something…and it’s a book called “Love yourself like your life depends on it” or something like that. It has really good reviews too so I decided to try it out since I’m on a never ending quest to love myself. Speaking of quests…I’m eating a strawberry cheesecake quest bar right now. Ugh I just want to eat 10 bars a day.
Anyway. I’ve read a lot of self help books at this point and I’m really skeptical about them because I never really found any change. This particular book is really short. I only bought it and I’m already like 40% through it so I’m assuming that it’s definitely less than 100 pages long. So I’m going to try to take my time reading it and maybe re-read chapters before moving on to the next. So far, the main thing it talks about is meditating and saying “I love myself” all day long. Yes it sounds really stupid and it feels really stupid doing it too. But I’m going to try it. No, really I’m really going to try to stick to it everyday. It says to meditate like around 7 minutes a day. Play a nice soothing song, sit against the wall, and imagine light pouring into your head and keep repeating that you love yourself. I did it today but most of the time, I was worrying that I was blasting my music too loud and that it would be bothering my upstairs neighbor. And I probably had a million other unrelated thoughts as well. All in the meanwhile, I tried to keep repeating the mantra in my head. Then I started to just say it out loud instead, which I think is a better approach.
I’m not going to lie and say that I feel different. But it’s day one so I’m not going to make any general assumptions just yet. Like I said, I’m REALLY going to try to do this everyday. I think you’re supposed to repeat it all throughout the day and think about it all day long too but ok that is the hard part. How can you be concentrating on “I love myself” all throughout the day? I tried doing it while I was in the car but then I kept wanting to think about other things like what I’m going to eat tomorrow. Because that’s always more fun.
But I’ll keep you posted on that.
Moving onto the UPS guy. So just before I went to pick my mom up from work and there was this other woman in the car with us, her friend. My mom [who is not a native American] asks her friend “Do you know what a …tri..Some is?” and her friend is like “What? No, what’s that? Repeat it?”. And my mom keeps saying “Tri…some..??” and I’m sitting in the back rolling my eyes and half thinking she’s trying to say “threesome” but I think better of it and continue to ignore. Then my mom turns to me and asks. So I say, “Do you mean THREESOME??” and she’s like “Yea!” and immediately I become …freaked out and I say, “Why are you saying that word?? Stop it, it’s creeping me out” and she says ‘It’s a bad word right??”
Ok I’m really bad at typing out dialog. So what happens is that my mom tells us about how some woman who works in the same office as us, came to her today and told her that she went out for lunch with her boss. They do this often or something. There is a UPS guy that comes by their office building everyday so he’s a familiar face. The boss and this woman bump into the UPS guy on their way to lunch and the boss invites him to join. Which I think is strange but whatever sure. I don’t know exactly what happened but I guess the UPS guy said something along the lines of “Sure, let’s have a threesome”
And this woman claims that she was so offended by this remark and says she always found the UPS guy to be irksome because he always “looks her up and down” or checks her out. I know this UPS guy, I’ve seen him too and I know he tries to flirt with me too. But not in the way that I want to go sue his ass or anything. Just like..typical UPS guy thing. I don’t know what it is about UPS delivery guys but they all seem to be super flirty. But who cares! Just be flattered unless he is delivering his dick in a box.
My mom continues on and tells me that this woman actually CALLED the UPS office to report a complaint and that’s when I lost it. What is wrong with this woman??? Listen, she ain’t even all that. She is just a middle aged ordinary woman and she gets so worked up about this one word and him checking her out. It’s one thing to dislike it but another to jeopardize his job over something so trivial. I don’t know. This just kind of leaks on to one of my pet peeves. And I have a lot of them but this might be one of the top 5. I hate when people make a huge deal out of things like this and in the process, indirectly try to look like they are better or more sophisticated people.
Is the word “threesome” even always related to actually having sex with two people at once?? I’m not too familiar with the word but I think you can use it in an unsexual context right?? The way he said it…I’m sure there was a small hint of sexuality but NOT REALLY.
And plus, if this was said on the way to LUNCH, it’s not like he’s technically on the job. He’s just another guy! This woman infuriates me! And I actually met her for the first time today because she came knocking on my mom’s office door and asked if we have candy. Uh..
So yea, as we continue riding in the car, Justin Timberlake’s song “Take Back the Night” comes on and this reminds me of this radio chit chat I heard a few weeks ago. Or some blog post or something. It talked about how the people of the Take Back the night organization for rape complained about his song title or something so he had to apologize saying he wasn’t making a reference to rape or anything like that. Like really??? I don’t know, it just really bothers me that people make such a fuss out of stupid shit like that. Obviously if Justin Timberlake was really trying to tell people to go rape through his song, it would be wrong and he shouldn’t be recording anything but CLEARLY he is not doing that at all. And I’m sure these people in that organization already knew that so why the unnecessary drama? Yea, that’s it. That’s what I hate. UNNECESSARY drama. I’m not going get on a high horse and be like one of those girls that say “Oh, I hate drama blah blah” because I will admit myself that drama is fun but when it’s UNNECESSARY, no. Not fun at all. Just pisses me off.
Eek, am I causing unnecessary drama right now? 🙂